Comment on Today is my 25th birthday

• Maiq@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dr. Whosticles.

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• humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.

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  • mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!

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• teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad

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• orenj@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.

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  • Catma@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What about the right one?

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    • teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The right one is bigger so it’s more valuable

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      • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        and now I just read up all about deez nuts

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?

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