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• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I got the least serious bollocking of my life from the manager of the bar I worked in when the exec team of the bar I worked in bought me 12 jagerbombs in a single shift

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How much coke was involved?

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      for us plebs sadly none

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        12 jagerbombs and no coke is a war crime.

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• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In my restaurant, I make all my female employees withstand uncomfortable sexual advances from me. I have lawsuits out the ass!

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sounds like you should go to jail.

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    • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah, I’m allowed to do this, write funny comments on the internet, because I am the police, retard

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Your credentials check out continue on.

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And no maximum?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Most people find their own maximum.

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    • spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Se find it and just leave it faaaar behind them

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Remember this scene in Ratatouille where Colette talks about the sordid pasts of the kitchen staff? Now consider that that was bowdlerized for a kids’ movie, compared to reality.

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    • stopdropandprole@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      TIL “bowdlerize” englishgrammar.org/bowdlerize-means-sanitize-book…

      what a prude, that Thomas Bowdler. Shakespeare was too spicy for him!

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      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Shakespeare’s work has a lot of dirty jokes, they’re just made with terminology modern English speakers don’t know or don’t realize was dirty back then.

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