Comment on r/bald is whatever the male equivalent of a magical girl transformation is

RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • BetaBlake@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Long and silken like that of a Chinese man

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    • jandro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With the skin of a hotdog

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        instead pumped full of nitrates, its roids.

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    • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dennis?

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    • TediousTasks@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      David Lo-Pan?

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      • __hetz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall road block?

        (time for another watch!)

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      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lo Pan isn’t balding, he’s just bad at throwing knives.
        ~(At least that’s what ol Jack Burton would say)~

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i think a chinese doll to be specifc, with hotdog skin.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i don’t know whether to repulse in horror or hatevote

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  bill bailey would beg to differ.

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  • SmokedBillionaire@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The bald man with all the hair.

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  • FluidBeef@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, he shows it’s just a normal thing that mens’ hair does, and nothing to be ashamed of. Don’t really get the all-or-nothing attitude.

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    • Manticore@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If anything it hightlights that it’s a mostly a matter of grooming/health.

      If your hair is healthy, well-kept and clean, plenty of styles will look good. The cut itself is less important. Unwashed, matted, and deep-fried by 3-in-1 ‘soaps’? Even a basic barber cut will look frizzy and unkempt.

      Same for beards. A beard of any length looks good brushed with a coarse boar-brush, treated with beard balm, trimmed to shape. Left to grow put with no treatment, no brushing, no clipping? Any length looks haggard.

      Healthy hair, healthy skin, natural lighting and a confident yet approachable demeaner do almost all the work for us.

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  • foo@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True, he really owned that look. There’s a lot of folk that couldn’t or wouldn’t get away with it though. There’s trend setters, trend followers, and then there’s folk like Bill. I put Johnny Depp in that category too. That guy looks good in anything, but imagine how many guys would look terrible if they tried to mimic his style.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Devin Townsend’s skullet was beautiful.

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• severalkittens@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Donny Benet pulls it off

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