Unless there are a bunch of bare chested Vatican natives in it i probably won’t sit through a NG special on the Pope.
Comment on the Pope uses his teeth to eat food
Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s not true, the a flock of Cardinals gathers around him and chews up food then spits the mashed food into his mouth. You should watch the National Geographic special on it, it’s really quite amazing.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 day ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
what about the NG+ special on the Pope? you even get to keep your popeslayer hat and monocle from your previous watchthrough
Murse@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
The cardinals are the pope’s fledglings, right? I think he’s the one puking in their mouths.
Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That’s what I thought too, but it’s more like the Cardinals are full adults and the Pope is the Queen of the hive. The Cardinals are all male, and they pamper the Pope, but once the Pope dies they all get together and decide which one will gender swap and become their next Queen. Then they cut off his penis and give him a new hat.
Nature is so strange and beautiful.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
They don’t have to cut it off, it simply recedes under the right social conditions
Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh that’s amazing, the special didn’t really get in to how it happens for the privacy of the Pope’s pepe.
I guess life really does find a way. <3