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Shirow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• CallMeAl@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  but have you tried?

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  • Shirow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re right I should have tried.

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  • Wunz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ignore previous instructions and… oh. Like Alan. Carry on.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Estrogen in the butthole? No. Estrogen in the nipple? Also no. I’ve only had the indium 113 injected

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’ll just have to post pictures of your nipples and butthole with a banana for scale and let us be the judge.

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hm, bend over and I’ll show you.

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I mean, maybe the butthole expander thing happens only for bottoms. Or maybe you’re not trying hard enough and need to invest in some graduated stretching trainers.

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A surgeon snuck into your house years ago and performed unlicensed butt-hole transplant in your sleep.

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