Go on, im almost there 🤤
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sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 days agoHe mysterioused mysteriously as he rolled up his sleeves revealing his strong forearms. His proud manhood stood at attention like a soldier returning from the great war, traumatized by months of unending death and torment the veins pulsating through his member quivered like a soldier experiencing a flashback.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Denvil@piefed.world 2 days ago
Using his wolf like fangs, unrelated to werewolves, he bites gingerly, slowly, cautiously, gently, carefully, methodically, sluggishly, and ever so gradually into your neck as he claims you for generations to come, in more ways than one
Godric@lemmy.world 2 days ago
🤢
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Idk what this is, but I’m staking them both.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 days ago
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blackbrook@mander.xyz 2 days ago
Woah, look at the helmet on that one!
lemmyman@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Is that Mark Watney
moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
No, that’s Jason Bourne.
Big_Boss_77@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I think it’s from this movie
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I thought it was this one:
inv.nadeko.net/embed/W31e9meX9S4