Comment on three cheers for fate!

• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m jealous. Not because he’s ripped (which is cool too) but because he can walk around without a shirt and not having a bazillion mosquitos harvesting his blood.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    takes your shirt off, and begins sucking on your nipple

    What? Oh, this? No. I’m not sucking your blood. This is a whole other thing. Just go with it…

    continues sucking nipple

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    • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s not my nipple.
      Carry on,

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you suck me?

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