Thats actually sadder.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I mean, for all you know he had an agent set up to take that queue and send personalized messages to his spouse, boss, and mistress in his current town, letting them all know of his arrival.
Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
That’s bush league shit, everyone knows the mistress gets priority
MrKoyun@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“chat i have arrived please text my close ones for me as I cannot bother to do so myself”
“OMG Yes!!! Welcome to <town> bestie 🤩🤩🤩. I’m so excited that you’re finally here 🎉. See, I told you everything would be fine. Airline travel is an HIGHLY regulated and statistically safe way of travel. I’m going to start texting about your arrival to your spouses, bosses and mistresses in <town> to let them know. Good luck on the disembarkation, don’t forget to text me IMMEDIATELY when you get of!!”
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It probably would have gotten confused and sent an NDA doc to their mistress, a nude of that kink they’ve never admitted to to their wife, and a “sorry I’ll be home late my cunt of a boss is calling me in immediately” to their boss
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That would be magic