That’s bush league shit, everyone knows the mistress gets priority
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
I mean, for all you know he had an agent set up to take that queue and send personalized messages to his spouse, boss, and mistress in his current town, letting them all know of his arrival.
socsa@piefed.social 4 hours ago
Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Thats actually sadder.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
It probably would have gotten confused and sent an NDA doc to their mistress, a nude of that kink they’ve never admitted to to their wife, and a “sorry I’ll be home late my cunt of a boss is calling me in immediately” to their boss
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
That would be magic