Comment on Anon works in an office

FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• OrganicMustard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Poor HR, the most oppressed minority

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are you implying it’s fake and gay?

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  • FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Crikey I think I might be

    Fake: Anon’s work life resembles right wing twitter vitriol Gay: Anon loves the programmer. It doesn’t say whether programmer is he they or she but liking them is gay regardless.

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    • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It doesn’t say whether programmer is he they or she

      I hear it’s a pipeline anyway

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    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It doesn’t say if anon is also a programmer. Programmer liking programmer is clearly homosexual.

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  HR? Of all departments to defend, you go with HR? The people that pretend to care about you while doing everything in their power to protect the corporation from legal recourse? That HR?

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Of course, of course. All the HR people I’ve ever met were highly conscientious, very competent and ethically impeccable.

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• redditmademedoit@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Lol not showing adequate deference to the noble profession of HR is right wing vitriol?

  I don’t understand what people find so hard to believe about people having bullshit jobs. Have you guys never been on Linkedin? Tip: 99 percent of everyone with a three word title (”manager” counts double) that needs a convoluted essay to describe their basic function, has a bullshit job.

  They may or may not be able to coast like OP, but when they do: nothing changes. There’s an entire industry based around avoiding getting caught coasting, look up ”mouse jigglers” for an example. If the customer base’s output was important, demanding input proportional to the time they are required to be ”at work” and/or directly quantifiable – there would be a very small market for mouse jigglers.

  The only incredible thing about this is how insanely stupid it is to have such an economic dysfunction be a hallmark of the economic system, but hey, that’s late stage capitalism for you.

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  • FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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• FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  • Zoomer is CRINGE
  • HR ladies are CRINGE
  • boss and secretary AFFAIR
  • Only the noble computer science graduate is hard-working

  Sure okay. Balanced.

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Probably because he is too autistic to realise that he shouldn’t be working hard.

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