Comment on Kitty looking thicc

• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Relevant username? ~jk~

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Many a time I took a woman wearing yoga pants home and was very disappointed when they came off.

  Like I still got laid but it’s false advertising.

  Maybe I should walk around with a pair of socks in my crotch.

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  • custard_swollower@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is it advertising though? Or is it just something people find either comfy either liking how they look in it?

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not the same - they “sculpted” what they actually had, stuffing your pants (nice admission of inadequacy, BTW) is flat out lying about how much is in there.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve got a short dick and I’m proud of it there’s no admission of inadequacy here.

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      • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Mkay.

        (Notes rapid denial, shakes head in mild amusement, and walls away.)

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So not socks. But I should have a harness that keeps me at my full erect length at all times. And that pushes my balls up so my pencil dick looks thicker. That’s much better, right?

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      • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        If that’s your big concern & preferred solution, have at it. Would be amusing to see the reaction you get, tho.

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