A Peruvian Bowl Coiler
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some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 days agoMy fattest toilet snakes are often the result of fiber intake. They’re nice, healthy logs. Just wider in diameter than the local infrastructure can accommodate. So we use a plunger - it’s not a big deal.
SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 3 days ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 days ago
TFW you look down and are startled because for a moment you think that a Soviet Borei class ballistic missile submarine has surfaced in the toilet bowl
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
They need to make a plunger with a rubber fin for chopping doozies
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Well that’s what the poop knife is for.
EnchiladaRaisins@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
We left Reddit behind. We can leave the poop knife behind. The waffle stomp? We can leave that behind too.
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You’re absolutely right! Silly me.
I just went out and purchased a top-of-the-line poop garotte! It slices like butter