There’s a “Yo mama so fat” joke in here somewhere, I just can’t find it.
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noride@lemmy.zip 17 hours agoI am begging you not to elaborate here.
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Yo mama so fat, when she went on a diet she raised the average global temperature by a degree.
bridgeburner@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
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cattywampas@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Sugar plus oxygen equals energy plus CO2 plus water.
sparkyshocks@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
That’s true of the metabolic pathways for fat, protein, and alcohol, too. Each oxygen molecule we breathe feeds into chemical reactions so that it picks up a carbon atom and becomes CO2 on the way out. The carbon comes from whatever food was metabolized, including anaerobic respiration where the lactic acid eventually gets cleared out.