Comment on Urine Luck

JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That one blew my mind.

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• AstralPath@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is that why the gym smells so greasy all the time?

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• noride@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I am begging you not to elaborate here.

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  • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sugar plus oxygen equals energy plus CO2 plus water.

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    • sparkyshocks@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s true of the metabolic pathways for fat, protein, and alcohol, too. Each oxygen molecule we breathe feeds into chemical reactions so that it picks up a carbon atom and becomes CO2 on the way out. The carbon comes from whatever food was metabolized, including anaerobic respiration where the lactic acid eventually gets cleared out.

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  • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There’s a “Yo mama so fat” joke in here somewhere, I just can’t find it.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yo mama so fat, when she went on a diet she raised the average global temperature by a degree.

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      • bridgeburner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        🏆

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