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slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So you go to turn the flow valve, by it breaks off in your hand. Now the poop won’t flush and you’ve got to get out of the house to hit the main valve (or flee. Lots of folk choose flee) with no one noticing your clothes are covered in poop water

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But as you flee, the window jams as you raise it with your foot now stuck in it. You reach for the sink to pull you free, but oh no here comes the hiccups…

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So you reach for the apple cider vinegar, and take a swig. But wait… that’s not ACV… that’s… Kerosene!

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• Erusset@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I just put new toilets in my house and they fill up so fast now, like 20 seconds 

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    every time you take a shit, you need to install a new toilet?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      yeah they’re pretty bad

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ok we can’t ask you back because you did not share your drugs

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