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adarza@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

when i’m really exasperated, and ‘damn’ or ‘shit’ or ‘fuck’ just won’t suffice, one of my go-to’s is ‘fuck a duck!’

i shall now supplement that for the most special of occasions with ‘fuck a duck until it explodes’.

5/5 stars will come again.

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humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Screw a kangaroo!

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- Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Finger-bang orangutan
  
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  - FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Support your local zoo!
    
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    gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Until it e- no I’m sorry I got carried away sorry.
    
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  - gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Until it explodes!
    
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- gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Until it explodes!
  
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Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

will come again

I know it’s probably on purpose, but I feel like it needed highlighting.

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