Everybody jokes but one day there’s going to be a Cyberpunk|40kMechanicus|DeusEx market part for purchase, and the world will be further divided by those that need access to sewage and those that do not.
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
If I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.
SapphireVelvet84839@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 9 months ago
If I could buy an implant that compressed my shit into diamonds, I would be so happy.
over_clox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
HydroPress has you covered.
Not really, but Happy Holidays!
tweeks@feddit.nl 9 months ago
Even if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Well no, obviously I would stay the way I am.
over_clox@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Were you aware that even the butthole itself is an optional accessory that can be removed?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbvLk_R4kPU
Can’t make this shit up 😂🤣
Agent641@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
STOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Done, I’m the murderous kind of genuine now.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Jeez. All I wanted was to never have to be around poo or pee again. Is that really asking too much? You guys are mean.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
May every single misdeed you ever commited happen to you. Ten fold.