Comment on Why can't this happen to me?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why would I have to imagine?

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crunchy or smooth?

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  • a_person@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why not both?

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    • lena@gregtech.eu ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When you mix smooth and chunky peanut butter, all that comes out is chunky peanut butter

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First one, then the other

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• Karl@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I had peanut allergy, and jerked off with peanut butter, will I die?

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  • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some things are worth dying for.

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