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Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Like that old joke where superwoman is naked and hot and superman comes and fucks her and somehow it ends with “poor invisible man”.
jve@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nailed it.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
So the Snyder version of Superman is flying along one day, and see sees Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a roof. And he thinks,
“Ah, what the hell… What Diana doesn’t know can’t hurt her.”
So he flies down at super speed, and in the blink of an eye, has himself a little fuck and flies away.
Back at normal speed, Wonder Woman looks around in confusion and asks,
“Baby, are you okay?”
“I… I don’t know…”
, replies the Invisible Man.
kambusha@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
“What was that?”
“I don’t know but my ass is on fire!”
0x0@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Flash! Aaagh Aaagh… oh, wait, wrong hero.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Joke has been around longer than the snyder version, but the better punch line is "then the invisible man grabs his ass and yells " what the fuck was that!? " "
13igTyme@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Yeah saying “the snyder version” it’s just weird. Why would that be part of the joke?
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
Well all the well-written versions of Superman wouldn’t do a rape. But I think the Snyder version might.