Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.
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a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 week agoDon’t insult the potatoes. You plant them and grow more potatoes.
Wtf does Tate have to offer?
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 week ago
iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
prostitution and sex trafficking. But besides that not much…
oh wait I forgot, he doesn’t support the independence of women; just sex trafficking.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
You make an excellent point. We have never buried Tate underground to test this. Maybe he can do the same as the potato.
Let’s at least give him reasonable doubt and bury him. Then after 3 or 4 months we’ll have our answer
Gumus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
And risk he’ll actually sprout and multiply?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
To run a fair test, we need to divide a body into different sections each containing an eye. Or part of an eye.
e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 1 week ago
potatoes are actually useful and quintessential
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 week ago
They are hardy and are a great source of starch. Love the potato.
cmbabul@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
Now you listen here! You’ll learn got a problem with potatoes you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Marinate… In butter?
Antares@fedinsfw.app 1 week ago
To be fair Tate grew a lot more tates.
At least potatoes are nutritious and respect women.
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Alright that’s it, I’m calling his fans “taters” from now on
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
serpineslair@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Tater tots, has a ring to it.