Comment on True words of wisdom

• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That first shart is like a shotgun

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  • PainInTheAES@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You mean a shartgun

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll allow it

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    • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bird shot super spread

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    • flint@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was going to say shitgun, but it felt too on the nose. You sir/ma’m found the sweetspot [chef’s kiss]

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is Sea Parks reminder to all guests that the first three rows are a splash zone

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  • Bratosch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Slug or buckshot?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You know what don’t tell me I’ll figure it out. First you shoot your slug, then you go buck. Right? That sounds right.

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• Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The cycle of life, and death. Born to shit, forced to wipe.

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