Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Right?

  “Uh… What’s up with that tattoo”

  Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies

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  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Achtually, my dog bit her before she cheated.

    (Or so I understood it)

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t dress for other people why would I get tattoos for them?

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If we’re comparing this tattoo to wardrobe choices, imagine you’re single and you show up to dates dressed in a t-shirt that says “I enjoyed it when my dog attacked my previous romantic partner” and the effect that might have on your whole vibe with the other person.

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    • Bogus007@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or perhaps the other side wearing a t-shirt with „I cheated on my boyfriend, so be warned, I may cheat on you“, right?

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      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Not really the same thing.

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    • locahosr443@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe let’s not give them advice to the contrary when someone is telling everyone who they really are.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨34⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

        okay, so which antisemite that i blocked’s alt are you

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