He’s held together by nothing but malice.
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ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 2 weeks ago
That greasy fuck… Everything he touches turns to shit. How is he still alive?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Astrealix@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, more than normal amounts of people have tried to kill him
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
The ideal would be for him to choke on a hamburger. That’d be the most poetic.
Coldcell@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
In public, on camera, after boasting he can eat burgers until he’s 100.
The Maga nuts will still think it was a Democrat plot.
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 2 weeks ago
I’m not picky 😊
stretch2m@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Depending on who you believe.
echodot@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I think there’s a list where they all try to organise schedules so that they don’t interfere with each other’s plans.
Lemming6969@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No purportedly related attack seemingly has been directed or credible. They all were terrible and not even remotely close, so it’s either fake, unrelated, or a false flag.
Astrealix@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, the White House Correspondents’ Dinner one was pretty credible imo.
Lemming6969@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He got feet inside just past the security gate and got a visual on nobody in particular and named nobody in particular and there is no conclusive evidence he fired any bullets. He might as well have stayed home and played in his yard, not even close.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Understandable reaction.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Evil never dies, unfortunate.
Senseless@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
He’ll die evnetually. Hopefully it’s slow and painful.
Rothe@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Sure, but he is doing all this for the corporation oligarch overlords. They are the ones benefiting from all this (Trump takes his cut of course), and they will want to keep benefiting after he dies.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’m hoping it’s more Stalin/Gaddafi-esque
ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 2 weeks ago
RFK Jr: (standing by, salivating as he retrieves his fun size field dressing kit from his sock garter)
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
But is there any reason to expect things will suddenly get better when he does? His allies will fight each other for the throne when he dies and the most unscrupulous will win it
Senseless@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Nah, you’re fucked. It will take decades to get to the point the US was in before he got president.
newton@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
My grandfather had skin cancer and type 2 diabetes and woke up every morning to eat 2 lemon Tastycake pies. He never quit smoking and couldn’t really stand or think well, and wasted his money on eBay cars and trying to flee to different plots of lands around the world.
Anyways, he died just recently at 88 years old.
People forget humans are durable until they aren’t. Medicine makes it easier to hide and get a couple extra years, but unfortunately for all of us his body will hold on till it doesnt anymore.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He shook hands with Death and Death turned to shit.