Nah nah. When they say “go fuck yourself” and you reply “too late”, drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.
Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don’t take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all… But that’s their problem now.
sundray@lemmus.org 5 weeks ago
I’m trying!!!
0ops@piefed.zip 5 weeks ago
✨ Abracadussy, you’re now a pussy! ✨
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Meow
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Are you trying to steal @Kolanaki@pawb.social 's niche, or are you his alt?
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
“Yer a wizard sleeve, Harry!”
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 5 weeks ago
so when I say “go fuck yourself” it’s really just wishful thinking on my end.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Nah nah. When they say “go fuck yourself” and you reply “too late”, drop trough and pull the tentacle out of your ass, then offer for them to take a whiff.
Then you lunge at them with Mr. Grippy, and chase them around the restaurant. Mr. Grippy don’t take no shit. Well, in a matter of speaking. It is 3 feet long after all… But that’s their problem now.