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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The cool thing about the postal service is that they will deliver anything no questions asked.

  Having shipped packages via USPS before, I cannot confirm they don’t ask questions, they specifically asked to make sure I wasn’t shipping chemicals or explosives.

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  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know it means hazardous chemicals, but I find the idea of “does your package contain molecules” chuckle-worthy. Probably something a surreal world post office would say.

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      👁️ 👄 👁️

      D o e s y o u r p a c k a g e c o n t a i n c o n c e p t s ?

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      • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        mayhaps

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    • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, you could send a lump of pure gold. That would have atoms but no molecules. You could try it with silver or iron, too, but the surface would probably start to oxidize before you got it into the box.

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      • django@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just send some Helium.

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      • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Can I press latinum in it, though?

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Were the bologna and the asbestos condoms at any point related?

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  • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The asbestos condoms keep your shlonger safe from all the gross stuff on the balogna when you stuff it into a toilet paper tube to bake a makeshift fleshlight.

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  USPS used to ship children. smithsonianmag.com/…/brief-history-children-sent-…

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