Comment on I'd like to change my last name and want suggestions

pomfegranate@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jane Softwarearchitect

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I genuinely need people to start doing this

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    • P1nkman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Ten years ago, it was Alan Student.

      Seven years ago, he called himself Alan ITSupport.

      Four years ago, he changed it to Alan Servicemanager.

      You want to know what he goes by now? Alan Stayathomedad. It’s really annoying that he keeps changing his surname for each job.

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    • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Becca GISTech

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ronald Promptengineer

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• CombatWombat@feddit.online ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  me: Is that Gretchen from marketing?

  my coworker: No, that’s Gretchen Marketing. She’s in sales.

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hi, I’m Peter Unemployed

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  • Sturgist@piefed.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Be the unemployability you want to see in the world!

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• slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  John Customer Success Account Manager is a handful and not something you want initialed.

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  • hexagonwin@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    John CSAM… wait WHAT

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    • slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yea… Amazon is weird.

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• cabbage@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Or Hacker, which is a surprisingly legit name.

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  • YawningNostalgia@thelemmy.club ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dr. Hacker would be interesting. I had a Dr. Ripper in training who was brilliant.

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• aceshigh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Which reminds me of nominative determinism. OP should choose “Rich” “ Wise” “Smart” “Dollar”. And also - first Impressions are everything.

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