me: Is that Gretchen from marketing?
my coworker: No, that’s Gretchen Marketing. She’s in sales.
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pomfegranate@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Could go with the “last name thats just a job title” like baker or smith or computer scientist
me: Is that Gretchen from marketing?
my coworker: No, that’s Gretchen Marketing. She’s in sales.
Hi, I’m Peter Unemployed
Be the unemployability you want to see in the world!
John Customer Success Account Manager is a handful and not something you want initialed.
John CSAM… wait WHAT
Yea… Amazon is weird.
Or Hacker, which is a surprisingly legit name.
Dr. Hacker would be interesting. I had a Dr. Ripper in training who was brilliant.
Which reminds me of nominative determinism. OP should choose “Rich” “ Wise” “Smart” “Dollar”. And also - first Impressions are everything.
davidgro@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Jane Softwarearchitect
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I genuinely need people to start doing this
P1nkman@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Ten years ago, it was Alan Student.
Seven years ago, he called himself Alan ITSupport.
Four years ago, he changed it to Alan Servicemanager.
You want to know what he goes by now? Alan Stayathomedad. It’s really annoying that he keeps changing his surname for each job.
Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Becca GISTech
snooggums@piefed.world 9 hours ago
Ronald Promptengineer