Comment on How long will it be?

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If she’s already in that bad of shape, you could probably do it with a pretty small ambulance.

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  • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not sure if that’s a roll bar, or a dumpster-lifting mechanism.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        maybe that’s where the patient goes?

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was thinking like a matchbox car. But that works too.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      wait how much. legitimately how much.

      my emergencies i can sit in the passenger seat and vomit out the window. a roll cage would be fine if my wife can drive like a pope (90+ and ignoring stop signals). how much. i know that totally looks like a video game but i would promise not to abuse it.

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• MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Did she fail to activate Bites the Dust or what’re you talking about?

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Finish her off by running her over from head to toe (assuming the tires are positioned normally).

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    • MrChewy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Typically, tires are positioned in parallel one to another, normally would be quite sub optimal due to friction, air resistance, temperature and what not since 1 tire is always not spinning but dragging

      :3

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