He has sex with Asherah. They crested other gods together.
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groet@feddit.org 6 days agoAnd if he does … why? What does he do with it? As the single existence in the universe before genesis. Its a sexual organ. Who/what does he have sex with? Does god masturbate all day?
Saprophyte@lemmy.world 6 days ago
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Sound Old Testamenty?
Saprophyte@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Very close, she was a caananite goddess, which is where Israel/Palestine would be today. She was the consort of Yahweh historically, but very infrequently mentioned in the Tanakh. There are a lot of theories about her being edited out when judaism became a monotheistic religion. Not a lot of that supported in history, which obviously would happen if she was edited out and many of the previous copies were destroyed. Either way, fun conspiracy theory.
hansolo@lemmy.today 6 days ago
Was that not what manna was in the Old Testament? Drops of “Oh Yeahway”?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 days ago
God, can’t we PLEASE eat something else for once!?
“lol no look out here cums more”
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 days ago
lauha@lemmy.world 6 days ago
As a God’s image, I know that he masturbates all day every day.