Comment on Just say no

popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fuk, I’d have just taken the fried eggs. That looked pretty good.
  But I got nuthin.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was like a commercial for children living in poverty having an at school food program.

    This is breakfast. This is your brain on breakfast. Any questions.

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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtu.be/gVz2oXqlmbg

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is why I always laughed around Halloween when the news tries to scare people that drugs are being put into candy.

  Drug dealers aren’t exactly known for just handing out product for free.

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  • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, I do associate the phrase “first one’s free” with drug dealers trying to get a new customer hooked, but as someone who doesn’t do drugs, I’m not sure how common such a strategy is in real life.

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    • trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Drug dealers, no. Friends, absolutely. I’ve had a couple great dealers who would smoke me down if I came around to buy, quite generously, but not what I would categorize as “first one free”.

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      • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, I meant a more malicious “first hit of this highly addictive drug is free, because I know you’ll be back for more after that.” Glad to hear things aren’t so predatory.

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And sexy felines.

  You lied to me!

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  • EonNShadow@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pawb users are in shambles

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  • Denizenn@mastodon.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    @wreckedcarzz @popekingjoe the world is so cruel 😭

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What DARE program gave you these? I just got a ruler and a t-shirt.

    And I think some cop talked to us and passed around a bag of weed.

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• sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Drugs became way less cool when they switched to the token system.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah crypto on the dark web is for dorks. You gotta go to the bad part of town with a roll of crumpled dollar bills to meet a guy with a gun. Otherwise the high just isn’t the same.

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    • trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you can’t taste the dirt from the ditch just that side of the Great Trump Wall, it’s just sparkling grass.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I must be lucky—I’ve run into free drugs heaps of times in my life! It helps having a long phase as an outgoing rave kid.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, I look back and think about how I kinda got lucky that they were just the things I was looking for versus some scary shit, but there was a good decade where I got plenty for free. And I’m a dude.

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