I imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
Comment on I only date virgins
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
it probably turns to curd or cheese
Ah, that’s what that is. I think mine is leaking
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 8 hours ago
No worries, that can be used instead of butter to make sandwiches
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Is dick polymer biodegradable? If so, maybe we can tackle the whole microplastic issue as well!
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 9 hours ago
What’s the expiration period on that?
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 3 hours ago
Most seem to go around 70-80.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
The old “saving up for marriage”