I imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
it probably turns to curd or cheese
Ah, that’s what that is. I think mine is leaking
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 months ago
No worries, that can be used instead of butter to make sandwiches
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Is dick polymer biodegradable? If so, maybe we can tackle the whole microplastic issue as well!
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
No no, that’s the microplastics that make you shoot airsoft pellets
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 2 months ago
What’s the expiration period on that?
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 months ago
Most seem to go around 70-80.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The old “saving up for marriage”