I imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
it probably turns to curd or cheese
Ah, that’s what that is. I think mine is leaking
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
No worries, that can be used instead of butter to make sandwiches
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Is dick polymer biodegradable? If so, maybe we can tackle the whole microplastic issue as well!
Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
No no, that’s the microplastics that make you shoot airsoft pellets
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
What’s the expiration period on that?
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
Most seem to go around 70-80.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
The old “saving up for marriage”