Comment on I'm shuddering

• metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stepping on wet carpet in thick socks.

  Inb4: deleted for hate crime. Sorry not sorry.

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• clearedtoland@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only thing worse is wet sleeve tip.

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  • uphillbothways@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Walking two steps outside in socks and accidentally stepping on a slug... It was like 37 years ago... I'm still traumatized.

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    • Merwyn@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You want a slug-related traumatizing story ? I had a cat with very long hairs, there was a cat door to the garden outside but usually he slept inside. One morning i wake up and feel the cat close to me in the bed, something very common. I start to pet him on the dark being half awake only. After some time i feel something wet in his belly fur, but as I’m half sleepy I don’t react and keep petting him. Only after what was probably a long time, I realized that something is wrong, turn on the light and see a slug curled/trapped inside his fur, I was touching it with my hand for several minutes!

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      • fastandcurious@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yikes

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      • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I gagged. TIHI.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you accidentally dip your shirt tail in the toilet during one of those dumps you swear you were giving birth to a watermelon

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You may consider not having kids.

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