Comment on Nerve-controlled prosthetics
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 days agoI’ve lost my penis in the war. I’m like an exact replica prostetic please! That’s right, 12 inches, thick as a beer can. I said exact replica after all!
Oh, and since it’s prostetic anyways, maybe we can build it with vibration, and led gamer lights? Oooh! Ooh!!! And make it shoot off fireworks! And make a laser light show that reacts to music!!!
What? I said exact replica! My penis could do all this already!
12 inches, thick as a beer can
That can be only handled by a select few. I personally like the feeling of overcoming large objects, others are not as amused by that. Larger objects are also accelerating the recipient’s time for adult diapers, especially if done daily. 4-6 inches are better for most people.
12 inches, thick as a beer can
Ouch
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 4 days ago
No mayo dispenser?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 days ago
In 2017 there was a game called Splatoon. Without getting too into the weeds, just know it’s a first person shooter made for all ages. Two teams of 4 splat each other with ink, and try to win the game.
They also had things call splatfests. You pick a team for the weekend, and every win you get helps your team in the long weekend war known as a Splatfest.
Well they had “Team Ketchup (is better than Mayo)” and “Team Mayo (is better than Ketchup)”
I picked team Ketchup. Unfortunately for north America, Team Mayo won. Team Ketchup won the popular vote by a landslide (I think it was like 70% if I remember right), but the solo battles, and team battles were close, but awarded to Mayo.
Still, I stand by Team Ketchup.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
proceeds with four additional paragraphs, only one of them single-line 😄
MycelialMass@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Speak for yourself you ketchup dog!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 days ago
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