Comment on water sex is only appealing in theory cause in practice it’s dry af (oh the irony)

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Doug@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  ✅ = 🥱👌👈😒
  ❌ = 😩🍑🍆😤

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m glad we were able to communicate the rules to the Tik-Tok generation.

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    • Doug@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ✅ = 👦🧒🤳📲

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      • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Keptember 65 3078.

        Hold on guys! I think I’ve solved the ancient language! The green thing that looks like ordinary cuprous plasma (unlike cupric plasma, which is blue) tells us the direction change and proportionality constant of the universe in that decade.

        Back then body parts were still being figured out in relation to writing pads like the ones babies use today to communicate simple warp drive commands like galaxy avoidance as depicted in that poorly constructed device.

        Now, if we extract the vroskian vectors and the devide out the signal with the transitory percol…

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ✅ = 🤌🍕🍝😫

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Angry sex can be pretty damn passio… dammit.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re banned from the pool!

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just like the Bible intended blasphemer!

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