Comment on dyk

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A father takes his five year old to the high school principal and says that he’d like to enroll him. The principal says that little John is goign to have to prove he can handle the work. Principal writes an algebra problem and shows it to the lad. John answers it without using a pencil. He asks some history and political questions. John nails them all.

  Turns to the father. “This last question is to see if he has the emotional maturity we expect of our students.

  “Johnny, what’s a four letter word that ends in U-N-T and means a woman?”

  “Aunt.”

  “Congratulations. Johnny can come to high school.”

  As they walk home, dad says to Johnny, “I’m so proud of you. I know I would have messed up that last question”

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  • MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Damn. It got me.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    oooo misogynistic jokes, I have one too!

    what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

    :::spoiler nothing, you already told her twice. :::

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    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Tell that joke to your mother.

      See how funny she thinks it is.

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I see you’re not a fan of misogynistic jokes.

        perhaps you’ll enjoy this one.

        what do you tell a man who won’t take “no” for an answer?

        answer

        nothing, he’s already told you twice.

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• dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  at a population level, men fuck everything, including corpses

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