Comment on Turbines are our friends

johnefrancis@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mandatory clothing in our utopian solarpunk society of course

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The third guy was busy that day.

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• NutWrench@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Human sacrifices to the Turbine Gods.

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have we even tried powering our turbines with CEO blood?

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• Soup@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stock assets to show scale, probably.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  gotta dress up to visit the machine god

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  • PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your machine god likes fancy shoes 😂 Embarrassing.

    These generic suits are sacrificial “meat candles”. They do what they sound like, and everyone knows shoes just kinda get in the way and slow things down. Simple as. Power don’t flow quite right without a few of these suits startin to sizzle just right, oughta have yer meat candles primed before ya start 'er up.

    Fancy shoes! The things ya read on the Internet, by golly.

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• OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Someone needs to take credit for the work of engineers and manual laborers.

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• AffineConnection@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  men in black

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• m3t00@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • johnefrancis@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    even the Mormons are solar now?

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