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Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Sometimes I have this weird theory that RFK Jr is really like a Dr. Zoidberg type alien in a skin suit. He just kind of guesses at how human anatomy works because he isn’t human himself and isn’t professional enough to get a real education on the subject.

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Juice@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
“I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar”

– RFK jr

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VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
At least Zoidberg means well, RFK Jr. has more in common with the brain slugs or the gas station egg salad sandwiches

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- rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  If it’s his brain worms speaking, that would explain a lot.
  
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NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
It’s hard to say whats more farfetched, that he is a Zoidbergian alien, or that The Kennedys were just raised that far from any level of anything resembling actual human reality?

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- Quill7513@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  heredetary power is a form of abuse.
  
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glimse@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Here’s the new theory I’m pushing:

Have you ever seen RFK in the same room as the Necronomicon? Just something to think about.

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SunshineJogger@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Eerily accurate

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Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
well actually the aliens in the MIB controlling the meat suit.

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