At least Zoidberg means well, RFK Jr. has more in common with the brain slugs or the gas station egg salad sandwiches
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Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Sometimes I have this weird theory that RFK Jr is really like a Dr. Zoidberg type alien in a skin suit. He just kind of guesses at how human anatomy works because he isn’t human himself and isn’t professional enough to get a real education on the subject.
VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 7 hours ago
If it’s his brain worms speaking, that would explain a lot.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
It’s hard to say whats more farfetched, that he is a Zoidbergian alien, or that The Kennedys were just raised that far from any level of anything resembling actual human reality?
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 hours ago
heredetary power is a form of abuse.
glimse@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Here’s the new theory I’m pushing:
Have you ever seen RFK in the same room as the Necronomicon? Just something to think about.
SunshineJogger@feddit.org 6 hours ago
Eerily accurate
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
well actually the aliens in the MIB controlling the meat suit.
Juice@midwest.social 10 hours ago
“I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar”
– RFK jr