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• bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mouth, Anus, Nasal Passages (2), Occular passages (2), Aural passages (2) = 8. -1 for topology reasons (one “hole” is a divot, not a tube, and a divot is topologically equivalent to a smooth surface) = 7.

  Math checks out. (And I think stand-up maths or some other maths youtuber did a longer version of this post with more detailed and complete reasoning.)

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I would post the human floss video. But it seems to be lost media. It was of a guy who got extra strength floss, tied it to one of his teeth, and one end to a pen lid… Swallowed the entire roll. Found the lid days later, and then pulled it back and forth, to floss himself. The video would be +10 years old.

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    • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Seems dangerous. There are sections where you wouldn’t want the floss pulled taut, and certainly not the whole thing.

      I wonder if it was just a magic / fx video; at least the “to floss himself” bit.

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      • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I just remembered the name. But searching it up just gives reddit posts with dead links. It was called “full body floss.” All the the youtube links are dead. But I wouldn’t recommend trying to do.

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• sroos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, there’s the one obvious one - mouth through to the anus, there may be more openings to that hole, but I don’t believe any of them go all the way through.

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That changes the topology though. It does go all the way through a section which prevents it from reshaping into a straw/donut

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    • sroos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes. I’m afraid I’m not a real topologist, so we’re at their mercy. Let us pray they don’t come up with new holes.

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      • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m afraid I’m not a real topologist

        But you are topologically equivalent to one!

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      • Ravell@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Donut be afraid my fellow fleshtube.

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  • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Two more out the nose

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    • sroos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They go through the same hole as the mouth in the end, though. At least a part of them…

      I think I said in another comment that I’m not an actual expert on this matter. So there may well be more holes in this theory, and person.

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      • thebestaquaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They go through the same hole as the mouth in the end, though.

        Yes, but they’re distinct openings, which means we’re not topologically equivalent to a doughnut when you take them into account. Topological equivalence implies that you can transform one object into another without changing the number of openings. Classic example is a doughnut and a coffee mug (the handle of a coffee mug is the opening). A human would be equivalent to a doughnut with two holes poked through the side into the middle.

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