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tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Pls tell me this was based on a greentext about anon shoving a hot sauce popsicle up his ass

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RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

Be me

Bet I can consume an entire Ghost Pepper

$4 on the line

Rember cold is opposite of hot

Grind up and freeze ghost pepper into a popsicle

Take a lick

Still incredibly spicy

Still need that $4

Realize the bet was to consume not eat

Popsicle looks like a dick

Shove popsicle up ass

Burning pain

At least I had $4 in ones to buy some chips and a soda while at the ER waiting room.

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- gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  if this greentext doesn’t exist you should create it
  
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kamen@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
No, I’m pretty sure it was about eating. But hey, whatever tickles your imagination…

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