Comment on Anon has anxiety

kamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pls tell me this was based on a greentext about anon shoving a hot sauce popsicle up his ass

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  • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, I’m pretty sure it was about eating. But hey, whatever tickles your imagination…

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  • RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Be me

    Bet I can consume an entire Ghost Pepper

    $4 on the line

    Rember cold is opposite of hot

    Grind up and freeze ghost pepper into a popsicle

    Take a lick

    Still incredibly spicy

    Still need that $4

    Realize the bet was to consume not eat

    Popsicle looks like a dick

    Shove popsicle up ass

    Burning pain

    At least I had $4 in ones to buy some chips and a soda while at the ER waiting room.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      if this greentext doesn’t exist you should create it

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