Comment on Tasty Product 🍔

• GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He also awkwardly refered to the burger as “the product.” If that doesn’t get you to want their new burger, i don’t know what will, and apparently neither does he.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “The product fulfils nutritional requirements and satiates the hunger sense among the human species.”

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    • TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fulfilling nutritional requirements is very optimistic for fast food.

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      • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Exceeds calorie quota might be more accurate.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    At least “product” is honest framing: it’s passionless, mass-produced garbage sold by an international megacorp.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “aww… I swallowed some of the juice…I’ll be tasting that for weeks”

    It was literally every Krusty Burger commercial in real life.

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• FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Also, he takes a tiny bite which he then proudly shows to the camera - as if to say “look, I really did it!”

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  • sepi@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    aahhhh

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  hello fellow human, i would like to consume one of your PRODUCTS ,ade with homogenized cured cheese, and processed wheat and seaseme seads buns and “edible” consumables.

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• defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The worst part is it made other reptilian CEOs try to cash in on the fad of eating their own slop in front of a camera as a sort of marketing stunt.

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  • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I fail to see the downside in this.

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i presume this dude knows how shitty their food really is

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  • massacre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you saw the “bite” he proudly displays as if saying “I ate this much!” yeah… he knows. Also? I don’t recall seeing him swallow it in the video, so I’m doubling down on how right you are here.

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