he tried to eat a burger like a human in a commercial, or a video.
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oddpixel@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Out of the loop… who is this reptilian?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Maybe McDonald’s CEO? Promoting a new meal there, he referred to the hamburger by saying “I love this product.”
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
he never ate human food before, its probably all soylent or he mainlined while he hibernates in hyperbaric chamber.
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Mcdonald’s did a promotional video where the ceo (this guy^) ate their new burger on camera to show even the ceo likes their burgers, but people thought he seemed like he’d never eaten a burger and now he’s presumed reptilian until further proof.
GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He also awkwardly refered to the burger as “the product.” If that doesn’t get you to want their new burger, i don’t know what will, and apparently neither does he.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“The product fulfils nutritional requirements and satiates the hunger sense among the human species.”
TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 1 month ago
Fulfilling nutritional requirements is very optimistic for fast food.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At least “product” is honest framing: it’s passionless, mass-produced garbage sold by an international megacorp.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
“aww… I swallowed some of the juice…I’ll be tasting that for weeks”
It was literally every Krusty Burger commercial in real life.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also, he takes a tiny bite which he then proudly shows to the camera - as if to say “look, I really did it!”
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sepi@piefed.social 1 month ago
aahhhh
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
hello fellow human, i would like to consume one of your PRODUCTS ,ade with homogenized cured cheese, and processed wheat and seaseme seads buns and “edible” consumables.
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The worst part is it made other reptilian CEOs try to cash in on the fad of eating their own slop in front of a camera as a sort of marketing stunt.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I fail to see the downside in this.
umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
massacre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you saw the “bite” he proudly displays as if saying “I ate this much!” yeah… he knows. Also? I don’t recall seeing him swallow it in the video, so I’m doubling down on how right you are here.