Comment on Tasty Product 🍔

oddpixel@lemmy.wtf ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mcdonald’s did a promotional video where the ceo (this guy^) ate their new burger on camera to show even the ceo likes their burgers, but people thought he seemed like he’d never eaten a burger and now he’s presumed reptilian until further proof.

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  • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He also awkwardly refered to the burger as “the product.” If that doesn’t get you to want their new burger, i don’t know what will, and apparently neither does he.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “The product fulfils nutritional requirements and satiates the hunger sense among the human species.”

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      • TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Fulfilling nutritional requirements is very optimistic for fast food.

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At least “product” is honest framing: it’s passionless, mass-produced garbage sold by an international megacorp.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also, he takes a tiny bite which he then proudly shows to the camera - as if to say “look, I really did it!”

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    • sepi@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      aahhhh

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    hello fellow human, i would like to consume one of your PRODUCTS ,ade with homogenized cured cheese, and processed wheat and seaseme seads buns and “edible” consumables.

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  • defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The worst part is it made other reptilian CEOs try to cash in on the fad of eating their own slop in front of a camera as a sort of marketing stunt.

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    • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I fail to see the downside in this.

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i presume this dude knows how shitty their food really is

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    • massacre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you saw the “bite” he proudly displays as if saying “I ate this much!” yeah… he knows. Also? I don’t recall seeing him swallow it in the video, so I’m doubling down on how right you are here.

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  he tried to eat a burger like a human in a commercial, or a video.

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• Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe McDonald’s CEO? Promoting a new meal there, he referred to the hamburger by saying “I love this product.”

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    he never ate human food before, its probably all soylent or he mainlined while he hibernates in hyperbaric chamber.

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