Im so secret, not even my evil overlords know I work for them.
Unfortunately that means they don’t pay me either.
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
CCP incel
Can’t count the number of times I’ve seen “You’re a secret agent of an enemy government!” in a shit flinging fight between two assholes on Reddit Lemmy.
Im so secret, not even my evil overlords know I work for them.
Unfortunately that means they don’t pay me either.
Depending on which overloads you work for, you are being paid, just in experience, glory, honour, divine rewards in the hereafter, or satisfaction for your contributions to then permanent revolution.
WE SEE EVERYTHING!
WE HEAR EVERYTHING!
WE KNOW EVERYTHING!
Because you’re an Austrian asset and an infiltrator.
Please don’t tell Robespierre
FSB trolls are a real thing…
Oh absolutely. I hear Vladimir Putin has an entire division dedicated to posting on Lemmy
Not sure if that was supposed to be sarcasm, but cyber campaigns are a huge part of the “hybrid war against the west” that putin loves to boast about so much, and there have been plenty of proven instances of astroturfing being done by russian trolls.
It’s pretty common on reddit (r/conservative mods are based in russia, and there was even a time when a power outage in St. Petersburg caused a bunch of troll accounts to go dormant for half a day), but I’d be surprised if they haven’t found lemmy yet.
hybrid war against the west
How many times has Moscow been bombed since '21?
How many times has a Western capital?
I gotta say, this feels like hearing “War of Northern Aggression” from a Confederate camped out at Gettysburg
violet08@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen your posting history. Being this horny is political.
chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
convenient position for a white cishet christian male in the middle of America with a steady income. 🙄😤
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
That’s impossible