What about fucking a couch?
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Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Cumming on carpets is a pretty innocuous thing to me to be honest.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Fucking a couch is the thing I’m least angry at JD Vance about.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
forwhomthecattolls@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
ah yes the neckgina
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nice try JD.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s something people with no sense of consequence or accountability or responsibility for cleaning carpets would say.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 months ago
I’m operating under the assumption that after you cum on the carpet you’re the one who cleans it up, and you do it immediately after. I mean if we’re assuming that you’re not cleaning it up after, then why be a stickler about carpets mate? I think it’s pretty rude to cum ANYWHERE and not clean it up yourself.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well I’m a girl so the only way I can identify with this is as a teenager my brother’s bedroom was plastered in sticky smelly rotting yellow crust everywhere and he never cleaned, he lived in squalor, that’s why I feel so strongly about this topic of cumming on carpet, I recommend against people doing that. Because gross.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Yes. You are 100 percent right. I almost threw up just reading this.
angband@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why, if you rub it in with your foot enough people will just think it was a regular spill.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 months ago
I was really upset about the Iran bombing but after reading this I think maybe nuclear annihilation wont be so bad
jeanofthedead@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What a terrible day to have eyes.