Half wakrs up mid-poop, “Fuck it”, goes back to sleep.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
So if you’re asleep at 6am, how do you know it’s happening at 6am as opposed to 5am or 630am?
saltesc@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
you_are_dust@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Poop forensics.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 hours ago
Fecal forensics*
pitaya@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Fecensics*
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Wife told him
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 hours ago
Even worse. How did the wife tell him “you shit your pants again at the same time as always” instead of waking him up early to avoid this?
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Old people insomnia
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
If she already knows this happens regularly, then whether she wakes him up beforehand or tells him afterwards, doesn’t mean she hadn’t let him know at some point?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Once she realizes that this happens regularly, she should tell him “you pooped the last few days before waking up. Let me wake you up beforehand so you make it to the toilet in time, also make an appointment at your doctor”. Maybe that’s what happened and he just omitted it because it isn’t relevant for the diagnosis. We’ll never know.