Interestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.
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First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Revilutionary idea: If you deport everyone, the crime rate drops to 0
/s
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 19 hours ago
Nah, he’ll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.
leftascenter@jlai.lu 21 hours ago
The last survivor decides no crime exist and achieves complete enlightenment with a better zero.
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.
First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
standing beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Zing!
muxika@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
Everyone knows vi is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; I like nano anyway…)
Godort@lemmy.ca 19 hours ago
Authentication
Audit
Access
The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
That’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.