Comment on I wish I could do executive orders 🤔

First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I keep telling my InfoSec department if no one can sign into their computer, it’s the most secured environment they’ll ever have, but for some reason they don’t think it is as funny as I do.

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  • First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Clearly you didn’t put a /s afterwards and didn’t understand you were being sarcastic

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      standing beside the server nobody can log into “…sarcasm?”

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    • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Zing!

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  • muxika@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Promote vim and you’ll get similar results. If you can’t :wq, then you can’t screw anything up.

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    • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everyone knows vi is the one true editor, you heathen! (/s; I like nano anyway…)

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  • Godort@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Authentication

    Audit

    Access

    The ability for the correct people to access the information is just as important as the steps to secure it or review who accessed what and when.

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  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s because you don’t understand infosec. It’s assure you, they are unimpressed despite their polite chuckle.

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Interestingly, if you deport everyone except the president, the crime rate skyrockets to 100%.

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah, he’ll just lay claim to everything left behind with an executive order.

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• leftascenter@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The last survivor decides no crime exist and achieves complete enlightenment with a better zero.

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