Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
So stupid…
The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦♂️
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She’s clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she’ll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it “zed”.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 hours ago
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Didn’t discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.
ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 16 minutes ago
By this time the only thing water was to me in blanding.
tetris11@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
I still remember the day they changed the mustard to that yellow ink to save on costs.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
Does that make ranch the second one?
Megamanexent@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
In the Midwest, yes
speckofrust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 minutes ago
Fuck, that last bit cracked me up. Consider it stolen.