Comment on Bro caught slippin

trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Carmakazi@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “My [drug dealer] is [feeling the effects] of a [Percocet 30mg] so I stole a quantity of fifteen [hand pressed 10mg oxycodone tablets] and absconded with my loot.”

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  • pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    words.zip

    Impressive level of compression!

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    • sibannac@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

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  • Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To abscond should be in more peoples vocabulary.

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    • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The description reminds me of Problem Sleuth.

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    • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Only reprobates and recidivists abscond!

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  • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    thank you Spamton~

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• Hond@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  my dealer overdosed/got sleepy off a 30mg(?) drug so he stole 15 pressed chemical drugs of the same kind but only with 10mg of ingridient and left.

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The temu version of Carmakazi’s translation. While effective, it still feels cheap and might break.

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    • Hond@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True, but it was posted like 30 seconds before his translation. I’m not saying its about speed but my try was better than nothing which was the case for half a minute!

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