Comment on Praise Be

aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Have you read the Bible?

  Evangelical Chriatians:
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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You misspelled “cretins”

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Victor Garber!

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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As a former evangelical Christian I can assure you that any average one of them can only be said to have read the bible in the same way that I could be said to have read my favorite cook book. If that.

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  • itistime@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is brilliant

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ok, so what is the current canon?

    I don’t think the new testament includes child diddling, but I didn’t read much of that either.

    Probably because I lost faith quite some time ago.

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    • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, as I see it, evangelical Christianity has just about totally morphed into Christian Nationalism by now, and the canon for Christian Nationalism seems to essentially be Trump’s Truth Social feed.

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      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oof, how can someone be so mindless, that they will go against basic human decency to do whatever leader tells them?

        Proof that philosophical zombies are real.

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• nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oblig. 45-second masterpiece

  https://youtube.com/watch?v=UA3OqrNnezc

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• Cruel@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t think the Bible talks about child brides. Without that, none of those are related to pedophilia…

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