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SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can know that it doesn’t do something without knowing what it does. For example, there’s a light switch in my house in a room with a light. I know that flipping that switch does not turn the light on… But I don’t know what it does.

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You do know I was riffing on the same kind of “logic” those overly self-assured anti-vax/homeopathic types tend to use, right?

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I pay my homeopathist witha few drops of water from a jar in which I have $100 bill soaking.

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had a neighbor whose house is wired in such a way that if they don’t have a certain light in the master bedroom’s closet turned on, one of the garage doors (they had a double) won’t function at all.

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    • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s what happens when you wire from a fixture instead of from a switch.

      It’s so annoying when people do stuff like that. Like that time that someone who looks and sounds just like me wired in a combo switch/outlet off of a heater in my bathroom. You’d think someone would have fixed it by now, but I’ve grown complacent.

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      • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I hate it when my reflection installs things weird around the house.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This was a* Friends *episode.

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• a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It gives autism, you’re just not allowed to say that because woke.

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think it’ll actually regrow someone else’s foreskin

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just so long as the end result is Bigger, Longer, & Uncut.

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