In lew of a hand cranked centrifuge, we installed a Crank machine next to the centrifuge, for “reforming offenders stimulating researchers by teaching them habits of industry.”
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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
This is why all centrifuges should be hand-cranked.
Chase the lab blues away with some vigorous physical stimulation.
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
…and does nothing useful.
So a day at the lab then.
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 14 hours ago
Are you telling me I could get paid to hand-crank my centrifuge? I’ve been doing it for free all these years.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Sorry, but there’s been a blanket ban on any “vigorous physical stimulation” in the lab ever since the incident
tomenzgg@midwest.social 4 hours ago
Oh, you were one of them that worked with the dolphins?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
I’m not at liberty to confirm or deny.