Since we’re already at the point of using riders on horseback, maybe it’ll be tricycles by 2027?
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rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 days ago
Invades Poland with what? More drones?
Hubi@feddit.org 5 days ago
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 days ago
Nah, you need both legs to turn the pedals on those
finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
If you strap the foot to the pedal, one will do
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Dont forget Korean gooners!
Wait nm Xi has dibs that year
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 5 days ago
On horseback
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Babushkas.
In ERA.
F_State@midwest.social 5 days ago
The Poles have quietly been building one of the largest militaries on earth. They’re not trying to let themselves get conquered or partitioned again. I don’t think it would take much for them to go eagerly to war with a belligerent Russia. More likely Russian’s next conquest will be against small and vulnerable countries like Georgia or the Baltics if they can get NATO to crumble (or Trump goes to war against NATO over Greenland).
echodot@feddit.uk 5 days ago
Russia moving their nukes to Georgia is the most telling sign yet that they’re not serious. Our intercontinental ballistic missiles are marginally closer to you is not the brag they think it is. It means they’ve given up on military superiority and are now resulting to chest thumping in an attempt to intimidate, they wouldn’t do that if they still had a functional military.
So I’m reasonably confident that Poland is safe from Russian aggression.
I also can’t really see the US going to war in Greenland. It’s a wholly unpopular idea both with civilians but also with the US military who know that all it would result in is them losing a significant chunk of their forces to hypothermia since the US is very weak in cold weather combat. They already have a US air base in Greenland, controlling the rest of the country wouldn’t increase US national security and the only person who thinks it would is Trump.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I think there wouldn’t be any serious combat, to be honest. Denmark isn’t that stupid, worst the yanks would get is a belligerent hunter with a rifle. So, all cold weather deaths would be on them, tbh. Besides, they have a military base on Greenland anyway, it’s not like it’s completely new to them
echodot@feddit.uk 12 hours ago
This is the thing though. They have a military base in Iceland and Denmark pretty much gives them can’t blanch to do whatever they want in the country so they don’t need to launch an actual invasion.
But of course Trump is an idiot so he’s threatening this anyway even though it’ll result in zero benefits for the United States.
The thing is though if they try and take Greenland by force it’s going to involve them occasionally leaving the heated interior of the US military compound. I’m sure that’s going to be a fun exercise for the troops.
Knightfox@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Look, I’m all for a prepared Europe, but this quote is a joke at best.
Poland has 300k troops (all numbers are active and reserve combined), Germany has 862k, France has 300,000k, Ukraine has ~2.2 million, China has 2.53 million, Russia has 3.57 million, the US has 2.8 million.
Poland might be building one of the largest European militaries, but they’re still 10x smaller than the belligerent players.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
In what world does Germany have 900k soldiers? Google says 180k active duty, you only get to 900k if you count someone who did mandatory service back when he was 18, which was like 30 years ago, and hasn’t touched a gun since. If you define military as “people who train regularly and would be ready on a short notice”, we have nowhere near as many (since mandatory service was effectively stopped 10+ years ago)
Point is, those numbers mix active and various qualities of “reserve” personnel
Knightfox@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I literally said that
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Also the UK has a fancy new anti done laser which they’re quite excited to field test via any willing ally.
khaleer@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
Nice propaganda you got there lmao